Total Medals Earned: 1,606 (From
295 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 23,385 Points
10 Points Cast a spell for the first time.
10 Points Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Medals Earned: 2/30 (20/600 points)
Afraid of the Dark
5 Points Kill the Blight
5 Points Die 50 times
10 Points Kill the Fraud
10 Points Kill the Astral Rebirth and complete the game
10 Points Die 100 times
10 Points Kill the Affliction
Medals Earned: 6/11 (50/335 points)
50 Points Find Firefly in the game
50 Points Find Gem in the game
50 Points Find Rune in the game
50 Points Find Stardust in the game
Medals Earned: 4/6 (200/350 points)
Alone in the Cosmos
5 Points Find Fragment 1.
5 Points Find Fragment 4.
5 Points Find Fragment 5.
5 Points Find Fragment 2.
5 Points Find Fragment 3.
50 Points Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (75/80 points)
5 Points Fall through the clouds.
5 Points Unlock the gate.
10 Points The end is upon you.
10 Points Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
5 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
10 Points Survive 50 yards(150 feet).
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/40 points)
An Epic Stickventure
5 Points Finders keepers
10 Points You jumped into the pit of nothingness and promptly killed yourself.. Yay!!
10 Points An axe kick just so happened to land upon yo foe-head!
10 Points You failed and died in the first level.. dang man.
10 Points You got special gem that gives your blade special fire powers and stuff
10 Points The fire gem imbued new powers into your sword!
10 Points Well... you got the Shot-Hook..
10 Points You jumped in the air gracefully and plunged into your enemy! Yay!
25 Points You done got guillotined! To death!
25 Points That dude was "slice!," but then, you were like, "SLASH-BAM-HAH!"
25 Points You got electrocuted AND kicked at the SAME TIME!! Woo Hoo!!
25 Points SHOOOOORRR-YYYYUKEN!!
25 Points You were blown apart by a fiery fire-ball of doom and destruction!
25 Points You sliced the first enemy! "SLICE!"
25 Points The ol' kick-him-back-and-yank-his-head-off maneuver... A classic.
25 Points You raised up the platforms and successfully crossed over the gaping gap of death..
25 Points You were all like, "GET OVER HERE!!" -and then- "SLASH!!"
25 Points You jumped into the pit of spikes! And without prompt! Bravo!! A truly inspiring performance indeed!
25 Points You got your face smashed in by a zombe-stick! Oh noes!
50 Points You slashed both of the zombie sticks!!
100 Points You went toe-to-toe with the gold-masked enemy and defeated his every move! …most likely after many failed attempts, but still!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (500/500 points)
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
5 Points Stomp a cat
5 Points Attempt to double jump
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/360 points)
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
5 Points Reach level 2.
5 Points Don't skip the intro.
5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
5 Points Welcome back!
10 Points Reach level 3
10 Points It takes a lick'n...
10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
10 Points Eat a pork chop!
25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medals Earned: 10/30 (90/500 points)