Total Medals Earned: 1,697 (From 327 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,095 Points
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/275 points)
Have a level 1 weapon
Defeat five cats
Have 5 health
Get 10 points
Defeat 25 cats
Have a level 4 weapon
Have a level 3 weapon
Defeat 10 cats
Get 20 points
Have a level 2 weapon
Have 15 health
Get 25 points
Defeat 50 cats
Have a level 5 weapon
Have 10 health
Defeat 100 cats
Have 20 health
Get 50 points
Have 25 health
Get 100 points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/205 points)
(Score 500) Hooray, you know how to play!
Thanks for playing this game ten times. Now Jon has something to do tonight.
Clicking that doesn't do anything!
(Score 1000) You're starting to get the hang of it!
(Score 5000) Either that, or we've go a problem on our hands...
(Score 9100) Sorry, couldn't help myself.
(Score 12500) Congrats. You have no life, like me.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (235/385 points)
Kill bettle queen
Collect 100 objects
Reach character level 10
Buy one of the hero's items
Kill the deamon lord
Kill 1000 enemies
Reach character level 30
Get 999999 golds
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/385 points)
Obtain the gun
Collect a coin
Murder an enemy
Beat the game
Kill all the enemies
Collect all the coins
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/385 points)
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)
Medals Earned: 5/24 (70/485 points)
Complete story mode
Reach 20% upgrade status
Reach 50% upgrade status
Reach 75% upgrade status
Reach 100% upgrade status
Survive 1 minute in chaos mode
Survive 20 seconds in shrapnel mode
Enter secret mode in any difficulty
Survive 40 seconds in shrapnel mode
Obtain the secret ending on story mode
Complete story+ mode
Survive 2 minutes in chaos mode
Complete story+ mode in under 3:40
Survive 1 minute in shrapnel mode
Obtain the secret ending on story+ mode
Survive 2 minutes and 45 seconds in chaos mode
Grab 8 powerups while time is distorted before it returns to normal
Complete story mode in under 2:30
Complete story++ mode in under 4:30
Survive 3 and a half minutes in chaos mode
Survive 1 minute and 20 seconds in shrapnel mode
Complete story mode without taking any damage on any difficulty
Complete story++ mode
Obtain the secret ending on story++ mode
Medals Earned: 3/31 (15/500 points)
Kill one of Wingsnapper's clone.
End with a final score of 10,000.
End with a 50% hit rate.
Watch through the opening video.
End with a 75% hit rate.
Frostbite failed to escape.
End with 1 kill.
Visit my page (and feel free to follow me).
End with 10 kills.
End with a 95% hit rate.
End with 25 kills.
End with a final score of 50,000.
End with 50 kills.
End with a 90% hit rate.
End with a final score of 100,000.
End with 100 kills.
End with 250 kills.
End with a perfect hit rate.
End with a final score of 500,000.
End with 500 kills.
End with a final score of 1,000,000.
End with 1000 kills.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/160 points)